A bit of light relief.  Here are a few of my favourites from Children’s Letters to God:-

Dear God…

‘I would like all the bad things to stop.’
‘My father is mean.  Please get him not to be.  But don’t hurt him.’
‘Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones why don’t you just keep the ones you’ve got now?’
‘Please send me a pony.  I never asked for anything before.  You can look it up.’
‘My father is very clever.  Maybe he could help you.’
‘I am sorry for the bad things I did when I was little.’
‘I would like to be a doctor, but not for the reason you think.’
‘I want to be a inventor but I don’t know what to invent.’
‘Sorry I did not write before but I only learned how this week.’
‘I love you God.  During arithmetic a dog came in.’
‘Where does everybody come from?  I hope you explain it better than my father.’
‘I am adopted.  Is that as good as being real?’
‘I read your book. I like it very much.  It is called the Bible.’
‘Do you hear us pray to you?  It must drive you crazy.’

“…from the lips of children and infants” (Psalm 8:2)!