Quotes on Excuses
A farmer asked his neighbour if he might borrow a rope. “Sorry,” said the neighbour. “I’m using my rope to tie up my milk.” “Rope can’t tie milk.” “I know,” replied the neighbour. “but when a man doesn’t want to do something, one reason is as good as another.” (Illustrations for Biblical Preaching)
A school teacher who is consistently late insists that she is a victim of compulsive lateness syndrome.
FBI agent who embezzled 2000 dollars from the government and gambled it away and he’s suing to get his job back because his compulsive gambling is a handicap and therefore protected by federal law.…







