What’s your facial screen saver?
What does your face say to the preacher? Tony Payne reports that according to a ‘mate’ of his, people wear one of four expressions on their faces during the sermon:-
- There’s the Shar Pei Dog, who presents a permanently grumpy, closed-off expression that makes clear to everyone that nothing and nobody is going to get through to him.
- There’s the Invisible Fairy Hunter, whose eyes flit everywhere, counting the bricks and checking out the ceiling, like Captain Hook in search of Tinker Bell.





