Time for another smile.  Everyone’s heard of ‘Murphy’s Law’.  Not everyone realises that there’s a whole family of them.  Here are a few members of the family:-

Murphy’s First Law: Nothing is as easy as it looks.

Murphy’s Second Law: Everything takes longer than you think.

Murphy’s Third Law: Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.

Murphy’s Fourth Law: If several things can go wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong.

Murphy’s Fifth Law: If anything simply cannot go wrong, it will anyway.

Einstein’s Second Theory of Relativity: If your parents didn’t have any children, odds are that you won’t either.

Archimedes Second Principle: When a body is immersed in water – the phone rings.

Freeman’s Law: Halitosis is better than no breath at all.

The secret of good health is a pickled onion a day.  Trouble is, no-one can keep it a secret.

Cole’s Law: Thinly Sliced Cabbage.

(Peers & Bennett, 1,001 Logical Laws)